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Michael Schliefke takes aim in his newfound manly passion. |
A VISIT TO EAST TEXAS
GUNS, AMMO, FIREWORKS AND FLAMES
January 11, 2004 - More than shock registered on Jesse's face when I
told him I never fired a gun before. Poorly hidden under the
amused smile was a sense of disappointment. And with that, I was
given my first and only lesson about gun safety. Within minutes, I was
shooting holes in cans and excitedly analyzing the entry and exit wounds
while drinking beers.
It was an extended weekend in East Texas, a four day stopover at Laura
and Jesse's father's lake house on the Texas-Louisiana border. In
a land filled with trailers and good ol' boys, the Texas oasis that is
Austin seemed like it was a million miles away. The weather was cold,
wet, windy and overcast, limiting our boating and canoeing options all
weekend, so we headed into town, which was a gas station on a corner
with random groceries strewn about plenty of empty space in a futile
attempt to fill the shelves. There was, however, a treasure trove
of fishing and hunting supplies. We were able to pick up some .22
bullets and some beer and chips. Old Milwaukee was the beer
of choice, an odd choice, but explained by one helpful employee who
jokingly chastised our city-boy antics of buying some Corona, "We don't
sell much Corona here, sell a lot of Old Milwaukee, but not a whole lot
of Corona."
Left to our own devices inside the house, Jesse quickly gathered up all
the guns he could find - a rifle, a shotgun and a pistol - and we made
our way to the back porch with ammo in hand. We unloaded
about 60 shots - 22s, buck shots and the like - and quickly found
ourselves with a huge problem in East Texas - we were out of ammo.
We headed back to see our friends at the corner gas station - but we
bought the last of their bullets - so we drove six miles up the road to
Six Mile but had no luck at the store at their main crossroads. Following the roads west,
and trying to not drive the extra twenty miles to end up at the Walmart in
Jasper, Texas, we found ourselves nearly twenty miles out of
our way but finally with another hundred shots in our hand.
There is something overly intoxicating about guns and fire that makes
the blood rush and pulse quicken a bit. With Jesse and I firing
round after round into assorted targets, our minds began to wander and
wonder what it'd be like to start shooting the wind chime, the bird
house, and the like. We resisted the temptation, and both brought
ourselves back from the brink of destruction and self-destruction while
Julia and Laura looked on at their boys with concern.
The rest of the weekend was a relaxing mix of shooting guns, haphazardly
launching fireworks, playing Scrabble, and sitting around a bonfire
drinking cheap beer and having a good laugh. Julia played the role
of a good woman and spent most of her free time baking pies and cooking
meals with gravies in the kitchen. (Both Julia and Laura tried their
hands at shooting guns, but the experience lacked the zest and allure
that Jesse and I fixated on) Besides finally becoming a man and
shooting a gun for the first time in my life (and surprisingly, with a
spot on accuracy that was alarming to even me), and overcoming the
culture shock of how the other half lives, I noticed my speech slowed a
bit, I possessed a desire to continue to shoot things, and I tried to
keep them 'librated women' in the kitchen. Most of those
tendencies slipped away during the five and a half hour ride home, but
the image of those .22 casings flipping out of that rifle gets my blood
pumping again...
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