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20 INCH BLACK
DILDO FOUND AT SIXTH & CONGRESS
BLACK MEN
UNIMPRESSED
MARTIN
LUTHER KING DAY. Austin Texas, 2003- It was an otherwise
gorgeous day in central Texas.
Whilst out
running errands buying painting supplies on Martin Luther King
Day, innocent pedestrian Michael Schliefke came across a find
that left him unnerved and feeling dirty. Out of the corner of
his eye, in the busy intersection of 6th Street and Congress,
Mr. Schliefke glimpsed a large black object that seemed out of
place, out of time, and completely out of context.
Sitting at
the feet of three black men loafing on a park bench and soaking
up the warm mid-Winter sun, closer inspection revealed the
object to be a large, 20 inch long, 4-5 inch in diameter black
dildo.
The three men sitting on the park bench failed to notice their
proximity to the worn out, dirty device that lay discarded on
the ground next to them.
More than
amused and befuddled, Mr. Schliefke ran to the local Eckerds to
purchase a disposable camera. Still unimpressed with schoolboy
giggling and camera flashes, the three men sat motionless on the
park bench, oblivious, uncaring if you will.
Additional
surveillance over lunch across the road at Schlotsky's finally
produced the first pedestrians who noticed the giant dildo. A
team of construction workers pointed and laughed, and one
anonymous black man actually touched it as he sat down on the
park bench.
The
current whereabouts of the dildo are unknown.
Dildo with Curious onlooker
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