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THE KING OF ALL INFOMERCIAL PRODUCTS???
THE LAZIEST WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT

February 17, 2006 - Only in America, can watching TV, eating Cheetos and day old pizza while swigging beer be considered healthy for you in any manner.  DMac and I learned our lesson in America's Fattest City

While flipping through a fattening smorgasbord of infomercials and bizarre Spanish television involving midgets, we came across the Mother of All Infomercials.  Words cannot describe it, so I can only link to the video I made of it. 

Click here to experience the JOYS OF THE SAUNA BELT.


"When we say instantly, we mean instantly!"

So if you are at all worried about the direction America is taking, just relax and go to sleep knowing we'll be a svelte country again before our microwave popcorn is finished popping.

 



 
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