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HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN
WOE IS WOOLERY



February 17, 2006 - DMac and I both were stunned when flipping through our not-so-healthy diet of late night TV and infomercials when all of a sudden American game show host extraordinaire Chuck Woolery's face appeared on the screen in front of us.


 
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Woe is Woolery
The Laziest Way to Lose Weight
The Finished Set
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Dinner with the Stars
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He looked less than pleased himself, as a couple seconds of viewing was all we needed to see just how far his star has fallen.  This little pop icon, like Erik Estrada before him, is now pitching lake front real estate in Arkansas.

As we poured a couple more drinks, and still basked in the wonders of our new digs, we couldn't help but be drawn away from the action happening outside our window four stories down to watch this poor soul sell home lots starting at $29,000. 

Before I got the chance to, DMac had confessed his love and obsession with informercials.  We both talked about our love for the Magic Bullet, and how we've each had nights where we've almost were convinced we couldn't live without it and almost ordered the small blender.  After we tired of seeing poor old Chuck's mug hawk fine hillbilly land, we flipped through the stations only to find the most mind blowing of all infomercials.

Just when you think America and infomercials can stoop no lower, a product comes along that blows you're mind to pieces. 

Ladies and gentlemen, here's the laziest way to lose weight...

 


Click here
to see a clip of
Chuck Woolery's
Arkansas land deal
infomercial. 

Didn't the Clintons' almost get put in jail for the same thing?