When you don't have a son aged 18-27 to go over and kill fer'ners in feren lands, and still feel so upset over the tragedy that happened in New York, what better way to get back at Saddam and the other responsible people who hate freedom by blowing off some fahr works?

I found this package of goodies at the Ozarkland tourist trap in Southwestern Missouri along Highway 71.

I would have dropped the 35 dollars to buy it if I could launch the thing in Austin's city limits or if I wouldn't have had to store it in my studio next to turpentine and paint rags.

God Bless America.

Merkins will Prevail.