A visit to Kansas City
UNCLES BEARING UNICORNS
While out shopping with Gen and the kids, I kept trying to get Gen to stop buying brie and start buying bikes, deluxe sets of crayons, and any sugary product I could find for her little children. When the reign of "no's" piled down, I tried to reason with her, and I asked, "You're the mother, if you don't spoil your children, who will?" Without missing a beat, Gen silenced me with three
words, "Uncles bearing unicorns."It's true, as I brought the little one's new friend all the way from Austin. At one point she named her 'Chocolate Chicklet', but then temporarily made the unicorn have an eponymous name.
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