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The online chronicles of a
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HOCKEY IN OHIO
COLUMBUS OR BUST
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April 6, 2005 - Since my Dad first started going to the college
hockey finals (lamely dubbed the Frozen Four) in 1998, I've been
able to go to two finals - one in Boston and one in Providence,
Rhode Island. Both years' games were action packed, intense
affairs with some pretty flashy, well played hockey.
And so, my proverbial number came up, and Dad and I were reunited
once again around a frozen rink, surrounded by overzealous and
overweight college hockey fans and some kids on ice playing their
hearts out for pride in a sport that means nothing in the United
States.
College hockey is light years away from the glare of the lights
of college football and basketball, so the marketing of the finals
as the Frozen Four, an expanded tournament and reassessing the
distribution of tickets to the faithful followers of the sport
before it was started to be marketed to the masses all weighted
heavily on my dad's soul, much like gentrification and the lack of
awareness of the arts weighs heavily on mine.
So, my Dad used frequent flyer miles, flew us both out to
Columbus, Ohio for a five day stay in the old industrial heart of
this aging country. I've tried to give you a fair run through
of just what took place in those days, so start reading and clicking
, and see if you come out on the other side with a better idea of
the good times Columbus provided us:
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Part 1: Traveling
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Part 2: Signs Spotted
Around Columbus |
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Leaving Austin
I got a ride to the Airport from Laura, my charming little
girlfriend who was on her way to her relatively new job at Austin's
hippest and best ice cream store, Amy's Ice Cream. She's been
bragging about the muscles she's gotten since she started working
there, and it would be during my stay in Columbus that a short fused
traveler who thought the coffee flavor was too rich would have the
audacity to throw a full cup of ice cream at my girlfriend and then
later apologize for how she 'handed the ice cream' to Laura.
So if you are flying through Austin, please don't act like a jackass
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First Class Passenger
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Coach Traveler
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A Tale of Two Tickets
Since Dad used frequent flyer miles to fly us both across the
country, I couldn't really complain when I waited an extra hour or
two in Dallas to meet him on the way to Columbus. Of course,
he had enough mile to bump one of us into First Class, so when I
boarded the plane I came across his smiling soul in the second row.
My seat was in the second to last row, next to the onboard galley.
Since moving to Orange County, these are certainly not the parents I
grew up knowing. |
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The Accommodations To
further illustrate the small, yet wildly perceptible changes in my
parent's expectations when traveling on the road, I remember a
childhood of Holiday Inns surrounded by prostitutes and chains of
fast food restaurants in exotic locales such as LA, Orlando and San
Francisco. Nowadays my parents willingly pay more for hotels
with amenities -
the Blackwell
came with thick, lavish bathrobes that suited me just fine.
Not that I'm complaining about the sudden increase in my parent's
taste, I'm just still stunned. |
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